Warwickshire 164 for 2 (42 overs). Powell 68, Troughton 61. Steady progress since lunch.
Look, it's been a gruelling, joyless season so let's strike a lighter tone with some JOKES.
Due to shortage of space I can't include the full jokes but here are some hugely amusing punchlines. Plase fill in the rest yourselves - and feels those sides split...
Thigh-slapping punchline number 1....."No, sir, I'm a frayed knot."
2........"Don't blame me, sir, I only laid the table."
3........"I'm sorry, I didn't realise it was her turn."
4........"But I just don't understand," she said. "He always made his own sandwiches."
Comments (3)
Remind me on number 3 mate?!!
And wot no Action Man deserter?!!
Posted by Paul | September 6, 2007 3:35 PM
Posted on September 6, 2007 15:35
Number 3 is an old music hall jape.
Clue - the scene: in the dining room at a posh house...
This one had 'em rolling in the aisles in the '20s and '30s.
Posted by brian | September 6, 2007 3:44 PM
Posted on September 6, 2007 15:44
"How dare you belch in front of my wife?"
Posted by Uncle Ron | September 6, 2007 5:34 PM
Posted on September 6, 2007 17:34