Good morning ladies and gentlemen. The sun is shining in Chester-le-Street. Warwickshire's only route to escape lies in their own skill and fortitude.
Durham evidently sense the kill. Their arc of slip-fielders in practice is rather large.
Warwickshire, meanwhile, have been in the nets and are now playing football on the outfield.
The Ronnie Corbett lookalike has checked out - although suspicions about whether he is only a lookalike were aroused when his farewell words to the receptionist were: "And it's goodnight from him."
Comments (4)
Morning Brian
I think you may well be checking out yourself tonight after another defeat!!
By the way are Warwickshire any good at football?
Posted by John Flavell | August 2, 2007 10:56 AM
Posted on August 2, 2007 10:56
They're a bit lightweight, John.
How's the green suit, by the way?
Posted by brian | August 2, 2007 11:20 AM
Posted on August 2, 2007 11:20
To lift the mood, how about this "classic" (!) from the erstwhile Mr Corbett.
"In a packed programme tonight we will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet...."
Dear me!
Posted by Paul | August 2, 2007 11:57 AM
Posted on August 2, 2007 11:57
Or how about...
"In a packed programme tonight we will be talking to a sausage-maker who, hit by the foot and mouth crisis, can no longer make both ends meat..."
Posted by Nutty Slack | August 2, 2007 12:32 PM
Posted on August 2, 2007 12:32