Laura. Otherwise known affectionately as Wangers.
Or, to the less kind, the pointless waste of space that has spent more than half of the last 800-odd hours of Big Brother 2007 in bed.
BB bosses made a serious foul-up by choosing her as one of its housemates.
Vowing to be a vibrant and speak-your-mind kinds gal on her arrival, Laura crawled into her bed on the first night - and rarely left it.
When she did, it was only to voice her loud and annoying opinion in the middle of arguments which had nothing to do with her.
Charley liked her. That said it all.
After Glyn's relative success last year, I thought originally that the Welsh may have another success story on their hands.
Not a chance. That's my Big Brother annual bet gone up in smoke.
And her departure? Leaving the house in an unwashed. leopard-skin dressing gown and pyjama top was supposed to be "wacky".
Oh dear. She'd obviously spent too long with Seany in there.
And by the end of Friday's interview with Davina, Wangers looked knackered. Probably exhausted from her time in the house....