There's an old phrase which says some people could start an argument with themselves.
And it seems Charley is going out of her way to prove it in the Big Brother house.
So far, she's managed to row with the now-departed Shabnam, snake-in-the-grass Ziggy, cuckoo Nicky and now roly-poly Laura's felt the fork of her tongue.
Does this girl have two braincells to rub together?
Lesson one in getting evicted: Get nominated by rowing with all of your housemates. CHECK
Lesson two in getting evicted: Upset the public by talking about how brilliant you are. CHECK
Lesson three in getting evicted: Upset all fatties in Britain by telling chunky Laura: "Look at you - who likes you?". CHECK.
I make that three strikes and you're out.