The national media have been setting tongues wagging as they try to guess the identity of the new Big Brother housemates.
Early reports from that there London village suggest we'll be seeing Manchester United winger Kieran Richardson's cousin, a member of the womens institute and a cleaner this year.
But it's the prospect of a former child prodigy which really worries me.
Whenever you mention child prodigy only one name sticks out...
Yes, you guessed it. Lauren Harries, the sex-swap antiques expert (you couldn't make that biography up), is the first name that springs to mind whenever child genius comes to mind.
The Sun have even gone with a graphic silhouette which looks remarkably like the pottery pricing princess.
Of course, this could all just be a guessing game. The rumour's of one time West Bromwich Albion loanee Richardson's cousin being a contestant have been trumped by talk of one of Wayne Rooney's relatives entering the house (insert your own punchline).
Whatever happened to normal housemates?
Comments (2)
I think she looks quite sweet in this picture. Although a bit bonkers maybe...
I don't care, I shall be watching The Apprentice tonight!
Posted by narin | May 30, 2007 10:29 AM
Posted on May 30, 2007 10:29
She, he, it? How are you choosing your description?
Posted by teddy | May 30, 2007 10:37 AM
Posted on May 30, 2007 10:37